mugged water isn’t just any ordinary water. It has been neglected by society for centuries now. The time has come and it’s mugged water’s time to shine.
“Yo have you tried mugged water?”
“Nah bro, can I try it though?”
“Ya, sure”
*sips water*
“Omg dude this is amazing!!!!!!!!”😱
“Ikr”
This is a term derived from the commonly known insult 'mug'; meaning someone who has been treated like an idiot, or been severely nieve.
If you have been 'mugged off' someone has clearly made you into a 'mug', hence you have been insulted deeply. A 'mugging off' often deserves a swift backhand across the perpetrator's derriere.
'If you don't stop dissin me crew you're gonna have the ultimate muggin off in front of your pals'
I actively avoid being heightmogged. If there's a male that's at least 2" taller I do my best to keep a distance. If I'm waiting in line for example and some fucking oblivious lanklet tries to stand behind me I will promptly go and pretend I forgot something until he checks out or there are at least 2 people behind him,
Kid 1: "Yooo I can see Mo over by the swings"
Kid 2:" wait no, that's not a person"
Kid 1: "Nahh it's him--he's just a miget"
Kid 1: "Yoooo. Can I get a 5 piece chicken nugget meal?"
McDonald's Employee: "You mean a 5 piece migget?"
Kid 1: "ye, my bad. Them miggets short as hell"
McDonald's Employee: "You with the shiz?"
Kid 1: "Nahhh imma dog walk your ass"