mayonnaise 

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

mayonnaise by Kcally June 17, 2008

mayonnaise 

A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.

mayonnaise by akaidiot13 August 23, 2011

Mayonnaise 

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

Mayonnaise by Shreck69 May 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

The spiciest instrument out there

Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?

Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?

Mayonnaise by Knee grow October 21, 2019

Mayonnaise 

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

Mayonnaise by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019

Mayonnaise 

Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham

Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee

Mayonnaise by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Mayonnaise 

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump

When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise

Mayonnaise by Pooeater123 July 1, 2019