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Mayan Calendar

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.
Mayan Calendar by Ras Barry December 11, 2018
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mayan masage 

when your riding on a bumpy road a bounce up and down.
we're going off road. we're getting a mayan masage.

Mayan Sacrifice 

1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.
1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.
Mayan Sacrifice by Roland819 December 7, 2006

mayan forehead 

When a man stretches his scrote out and places it about 3 inches above of said woman's forehead, thereby making her look like she has a recessed hairline just like the mayans used to look.
yo that bitch got outta line and thought she was better then me so i put her in her place and gave her a mayan forehead.
mayan forehead by diggernick2 March 13, 2011

mayan sleeper

when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and ejaculating in both of their nostrils.
bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that bitch the mayan sleeper!

mayan sleeper

the act of inserting one's testicles into a girl (or boy) mouth and cumming into that person's nostrils. the lack of oxygen causes them to "go to sleep"
jorge gave david a mayan sleeper the other day and now david is dead. hahaahaha
mayan sleeper by neil flannagen October 31, 2007