Shopping Mauled 

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

Shopping Mauled by John@24th December 30, 2010

maude

A phrase used in Ireland meaning to stalk or to creep. Originates from an old folklore tale of an old woman named Maude ("Máudé Gránte" in Irish - defines a nosy old woman) who used to be very nosy in her friends private business.

Also is used to describe a large breasted woman, or very precisely, a large breasted creepish woman.

That girl wont leave me alone, she keeps in at my business and wont piss off! "what a maude!"

maude by def_n March 20, 2011

Darth Mauled 

To be killed even though you had mass potential to a story

I feel like Jeff from Saw 4 shouldn't have been Darth Mauled

Darth Mauled by ItalianFailure June 26, 2016

Mauled 

Stemming from the noun Maul, mauled holds much different meaning. It means to be in great and utter distress, often to the brink of lerkdome. Cullfestivites will undoubtedly commence after being mauled.

I mauled my maul.
I was rocking since I was so mauled.

Mauled by Bill Yard October 4, 2003

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016