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Midnight Mating Call 

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.
The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

animal jam mating 

When people on Animal Jam have sex. It's absolutely disgusting and against the rules. It has declined in popularity, though. One popular mater who still uploads is Cakie AJ. She somehow managed to get 50 subscribers.
A: Hey bro! Wanna mate on Animal Jam?
B: Naw that's nasty 💀 Imagine doing animal jam mating
animal jam mating by brecki October 20, 2022

soul-mating 

v. The act of matching two individuals who are destined to be with one another.
Do you want to go soul-mating?!
soul-mating by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

Hipster Mating 

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
Hipster Mating by mrciarano December 4, 2013

squirrel mating 

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
squirrel mating by siprofesora November 23, 2016

soul mating 

when you can't physically mate with the one person you consider your soulmate because they/you are hooked up with someone else, but your souls can mate just being together, or thinking about oneanother.
dean & donna
dean : I cant believe that we cant be together, I'm going nuts thinking about you all the time.
donna : Lets just let our souls mate for now!
dean : you mean soul mating?
donna : yea, our souls can mate any time they want to.
dean: thats ridiculous!
soul mating by g/t September 10, 2007