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marcus og martinus 

Two hot guys who live in Norway (trofors) and everyone go listen to their songs my favorite song is bae<3 and Marcus is in a relationship with Tea and Martinus is in a relationship with Sofie. So don't try to take them away from us
Hei er du Marcus og Martinus ?

Marcus and Martinus 

Very nice and beautiful boys that everyone will date! Has nice voices in these songs and can dance amazing!😍
OMG!! I just met Marcus and Martinus in the café 😍😍
Marcus and Martinus by M&M faaaan January 7, 2018

anstey martins 

it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx

Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.
Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you
anstey martins by a person x April 16, 2019

martins basement 

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl
1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

Milfs and Martinis 

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.
"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

marchi-martius 

A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.
"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cook brownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."