War Lobsters 

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

War Lobsters by Jack York August 27, 2013

Full Blown Lobsters 

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

Full Blown Lobsters by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011

loserism 

The style of being a loser, to be a loser, to act like a loser does.

*Callan makes a retarded noise/impersonates Ali G badly
Brydie: What a quality example of a loserism.
Tom: Pie.

loserism by Tom/Brydie May 19, 2005

Lobsters 

When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.

Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely

Lobsters by xeSPox October 25, 2009

Lobstering 

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧

Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho

Lobstering by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

lobsters 

when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

lobsters by Jayo August 15, 2004

Lobstering 

When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.

Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.

Lobstering by Stiffkillerbear October 6, 2020