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When somebody is being extremely stupid or incompetent.
You are literally so lettuce bro
Lettuce by Kitvne August 26, 2022
1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.
"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"
lettuce by Jason October 1, 2003
Person 1: Hey look, it's a Jessica.

Person 2: Give me the lettuce.
Lettuce by LettuceGal June 18, 2014
A vegetable grown in the the soil. An all season vegetable that is grown. Can at times have ADD, but nonetheless they are the best vegetables out there.

Most often go by the name Ahmad or Kawoos!!

can be found at your neighbourhood fresh slice pizza, and or metrotown Espirit locations
Lettuce came running in to the crowd of people and told a good joke.
Lettuce by urbanTurban321 November 6, 2010
A blow-job, as in "head" of lettuce.
Julius: Look at the dick-sucker on that little baby!

Cadillac: Yeah, I bet she gives great lettuce.
lettuce by CadillacZach June 8, 2005
Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.
Lettuce by Paul August 23, 2004