Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...

person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...

Lappy slap by Starshine101 March 30, 2009

Lappy T 

A wireless computer, which can be placed on the lap. It is more commonly known as a "laptop".

Person one: hey, thats a swish looking lappy T!
Person two: no dick, this an apple mac.

Lappy T by andIcall June 18, 2011

lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

lappy patty by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003

Lappy-less 

When someone is on there way to a library laptop-less, I.E they do not have a laptop on them.

"HEY BRO. NICE BOOKS you Lappy-less ?!"

or

"Lol look, he's using a computer terminal"

Lappy-less by vorcil May 5, 2010

lappy chocolate 

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

lappy chocolate by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

Lappy Man

Slang.

Offensive to males.
Subserviant like a dog/Homosexual/male dancer

Yo, go sit down lappy man

Go back to your owner lappy man

Lappy Man by Dedhedtattoos September 13, 2022

Lappy Man

Someone who craves attention on social media

Look at Bruce taking another selfie. Such a lappy man

Lappy Man by Dedhedtattoos September 30, 2022