laying the pipe 

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

laying the pipe by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

Ladyfingers

A term for sticking your fingers down your throat to induce vomiting, most often done after a large meal.

Suggested as what one would have for dessert after a large meal. Most often accompanied by a motion of sticking two fingers down your throat.

"I'm so full. I think I'll have a couple of 'ladyfingers' for dessert" (motions two fingers down their throat)

(Returns from bathroom) "Just had a couple of 'ladyfingers' for dessert" (winks, wipes mouth with napkin)

Ladyfingers by Chip Woodman January 23, 2010

laying low 

just chilling, trying not to draw attention to yourself so you don't get noticed or so certain people can't find you.

i just got busted dealin laying low for a little while aite

laying low by stashd July 7, 2008

laying tile 

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.

Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.

laying tile by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Laying the Scunion

Laying the Scunion can mean a multitude of things. The most general definition is as follows: To completely and utterly fuck shit up.

Hey man, what are you doing tonight? I don't know man..... probably gonna be laying the scunion.

Laying the Scunion by hey man325152 March 26, 2010

Lazying

To be lazy. Taking your sweet time doing nothing productive.

I've just been lazying around the house on this rainy Sunday afternoon.

Lazying by Willima Winter January 25, 2004

Laying one on the beach 

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

Laying one on the beach by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012