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m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.
P.L.K stands for Punch Line King lloyd banks says it in some of his songs.
p.l.k by Christopher Banks November 1, 2008

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L 

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.
No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L
M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L by milfknowers November 9, 2010

J.M.L.K. 

A superhero/awesome guy. His existence revolves around being the coolest guy on the face of the planet. He's even had a song written about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo entitled "J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)". He is currently dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.
"J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)"
J.M.L.K. by JBreezyTheMan September 16, 2009

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 

A person who risks his life to loot the ruins of Chernobyl for nothing much in return. Usually wears a gas mask, N.B.C. suit, and is armed with an AK-47. Can be found in groups huddled around a campfire squatting to some tunes.
A nu cheeki breeki v damki!!! (Bandits hunting a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. by W.O. 88 September 12, 2019

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This is the farthest reach of boredom, typing and going all-in with the double pillar technique. Congrats.
"Hey, what's your favorite word?"
"Banana."
"Mine's aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki;plo'[;p'[zacdxsvfcdbgvfnhbgmjnh,kmj.l,k/;.l'/;'"