KBEES 

Leeds United fanatic who never sleeps before games like Middlesbrough at home, and his fanatic status signifies that he knows the score. Windmilling expert and seasoned in giving rival fans a fisting.

Can either be found in the West Stand (John Charles) toilets at Elland Road talking to some young boys who are fanatics of the future, or in the upper East Stand (now closed) eating Fish and Chips that he bought from Graveleys. Or on the WACCOE message board rallying fellow fanatics in his campaign against Leeds United owner Ken Bates, and his high ticket prices which, much to KBEES's dismay, results in low attendances. That combined with the amount of non-fanatics that follow Leeds United, of course.

A good mate of scum fanatic Pete Boyle, KBEES is every happy clapping, prawn sandwich eating, jester hat wearing non-fanatic's worst nightmare.

FKTS

Typical KBEES post on WACCOE:

"Only 16,000 attended tonight's match against Boro at home. I was talking to some young boys in the JC toilets who agreed that we need more fanatics to turn up at Elland Road - and I don't mean jester hat wearing non-fanatics. We were outnumbered by the Boro fans who I gave a few of a good fisting, then I ended the night in the upper east eating Fish and Chips from Graveleys, thinking about how so few fanatics bother to turn up for games like Boro which they should never sleep before

FKTS"

Often resulting in abuse from non-fanatics that don't know the score.

KBEES by January 3rd remember the date September 1, 2011

Kobe'd

Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."

"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"

"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."

Kobe'd by Mat IV January 21, 2009

kobe tai 

1. an asian portable woman, who worked with this name in porn movies of vivid productions. she is also known as blake and brooke young. after leaving vivid, she worked in private productions. also she played in the movie very bad things.

she is largely appreciated because of her incredible bravery in maintaining big things in her 5'3'' (1.6 meters) long body. she is a real cockmaster. she can be folded more than a paper and still handle a huge erected penis. her fans are called kobetaists. and so she is such a sexual fantasy for many people.

2. this is also a term used for defining efficiency and capasity to hold, absorb.

ex 1:
yep, this woman can sure handle that big cock, but she is still no kobe tai.

ex 2:
customer: i want a truck that will not cause any problem in holding a load of 20 tons at once.

salesman: this one will fit your demands. it won the kobe tai 2006 award - lorry of the year!

kobe tai by clasex December 9, 2008

Koble 

to connect, to link or to couple ( kobl or koble, present tense kobler, passive kobles)

The classmates had similar ideas for their projects, so they kobled their ideas together.

Koble by litmaster4 July 15, 2017

Kobe! 

Derived from the basketball player Kobe Bryant, yelling “Kobe!” usually involves throwing or launching something at a specific target, mostly involving basketball, such as throwing a paper ball at a trash can or can also involve throwing an explosive in a video game.

Person 1: I bet you can’t throw this paper ball into the trash can from all the way across the room.
Person 2: Pfffft. That’s easy.
Person 1: Well, then prove it.
(Person 2 takes paper ball, gets into position and throws)
Person 2: Kobe!
(Person 2 makes shot)

Kobe! by MaplesG June 6, 2018

Kobe year 

The year when you’re 24 years old

Hey bro I hear you’re turning 24. It’s your Kobe year

Kobe year by Spacecowboy223 November 24, 2020

Pull a Kobe 

When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.

After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.

Pull a Kobe by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009