The man behind the bump. Impregnator of over 4,000 mother's across the globe. Also known as, "White Diddy", "The Human Tampon" and "The Baby Bank". This man, no, this force of nature, puts the fetal in fetal position.

Don't let the dog out tonight, I heard that Kiefer's on the prowl.

Kiefer by Sadie Flier December 2, 2024

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Kiefer Sutherland

Fictious character played by Jack Bauer when he is not on FOX TV show 24.

Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.

Kiefer Sutherland by fisher20112 June 17, 2008

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Kiefer Sutherland

Full name: Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland

Born: December 21, 1966 London, England

Occupation: Television and film actor

Current role: Portrays Agent Jack Bauer on the Fox TV show 24

Latest Movie: The Sentinel

Favorite word: Gravitas

Kiefer Sutherland and 24 are awesome!

Kiefer Sutherland by Agent Homicide August 7, 2006

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Kiefer Sutherland

A hot-ass actor who has a hot ass. Ironic, but very true.

"Shut up, stupid!"

Kiefer Sutherland by LoLo March 26, 2004

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