Kermit 

The coolest most amazing frog in the world if u cant be like him need to die what ever he says go's

"whos that frog hes Kermit the coolest and most amazing frog in the world

Kermit by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermit 

The coolest most amazing frog in the world if u cant be like him need to die what ever he says go's

"whos that frog hes Kermit the coolest and most amazing frog in the world

Kermit by Kermit the frog worshiper October 20, 2020

Kermit 

A Kermit is a term for someone who's voice occasionally (or more than occasionally) bears a striking resemblance to the voice of the muppet, Kermit the Frog. This is especially fitting when the subject wears green constantly or is especially fond of green.

Yeah, his voice sounds like Kermit the Frog sometimes, and he's always wearing something green.

Kermit by Merula November 6, 2010

kermit 

Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.

"Since he got made redundant he went all kermit on us."

kermit by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

kermit 

toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog

I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?

or:

I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.

kermit by rapster tee August 11, 2005

Kermit 

A frog that people put their hands far enough up his ass to move his mouth, and having him enjoy the deep anal he gets. Kermit is a hoe.

Kermit is such a hoe because he always lets people shove their hands up his ass!

Kermit by SuCk My MoIsT UvUlA January 1, 2018

Kermit 

A green fucktard who can't have a nice pleasant wank because his dick doesn't exist because hes a fucking green teddy that is supposed to be a frog with legs and arms he probably came out of shreks ass.

Person 1: Hey look it's Kermit
Person 2: Oh that shitty lookin' green frog faggot

Kermit by Red-Penguin July 29, 2018