Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.

“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019

Keller Williams 

the one man band. should be everyone's hero!

Burned Out Hippie: Dude, Keller rocks!
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."

Keller Williams by MACKATTACK January 25, 2005

keller texas 

A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.

"Hey what are you doing after the game?"

"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"

keller texas by Ktown1212 November 4, 2013

Keller, TX

Keller, TX. Which refers to everything before the railroad tracks. Across the railroad tracks- your address may be Keller- but ladies and gentleman you do not pay taxes to Keller, therefore you do not live in KELLER. The water tower says it all, as the cliché high school shirt proclaims, "KELLER HOME OF THE INDIANS" not Chargers or Panthers or whatever that other school they just built is called. Keller "THE REAL KELLER" consists of middle and upper middle class whites living in identical houses parallel to one another with immaculate lawns in large subdivisions. Football, sweet tea, school pride, and the largest cars you can find are a few of the common things of this town.

Past 10pm it is a ghost town, everyone resorts to Southlake town center with the middle school refugees, the drug dealership of Keller (Whataburger), the only open till 11pm Sonic, or Billy Bobs where everyone tries to pretend they are as hick as can be.

Keller was voted the 7th best place to live by Money magazine, God knows why. Oh yes that's another topic, God. Keller is home of church row. You have churches here and there and everywhere. Every Sunday from 11-2pm the church crowd fills every restaurant from Snooty Pig to Joe's Pasta and Pizza in a heartbeat.

Keller residents (half of them living in Hidden Lakes, the largest neighborhood known to man) know that they live a stereotypical Southern Suburban life, but they love the charm and class of Keller, as long as you exclude over the tracks.

Keller, TX

Keller, TX by ClassicSoutherner February 6, 2013

Keller pillar 

A fat catarpillar from Coaster Rica

Dude I just got a Keller pillar from coaster rica

Keller pillar by Herberder June 16, 2015

Keller Women 

Fake women on Myspace and various dating websites. The women do not actually exist(except in photo form), but are there to lure you into porn sites, credit card scams, and things of that nature.
They are usually scantily clad and "horny".
The term began from the large number of "fake" women residing in the sleepy town of Keller Virginia.

"Jesus Christ, I got 7 friend requests from Keller Women today."

Keller Women by Beerends December 26, 2008

Keller Keegstar 

Only likes one person. Usually named Curtis. If your name is not Curtis he won’t like you. Don’t play fortnite with him or he will get mad for months. Make poor choices and has the chance to live a good life but doesn’t.

Get this Keller keegstar a towel because he is salty.

Keller Keegstar by Burning potatoes November 1, 2018