Kank'd

Another word for fucked up. It derived from fucks, sucks and can't even.

Oh man i just kank'd my toe!

I got fired today! It's okay coz my boss was kank'd anyway.
Kank my life. kank'd for work tomorrow... fml

Kank'd by K-80 July 18, 2017

Kank off 

When you need to tell someone to " F off" but cannot use that term.

My math teacher told me I had detention so I told her to KANK OFF.

Kank off by NautyNjGirl December 1, 2022

Kank spank 

A kank spank it when you spank someone across the face with a dildo recently used by a nigger faggot for faggot nigger sex. Usually this action is performed as a form of sexual pleasure or after raping a gay black man to show that your top nigga

“Tyrone was pulsing after I raped him, so I had to let him know I am the luedo legend with a good kank spank.”

Kank spank by Ballsmcgay March 1, 2025

pumper kank

Use this word when your very mad at someone but want to be funny.

Your a sweaty little pumper kank

pumper kank by Moows January 11, 2018

dinner kank 

When you jab your gums at the dinner table with a fork and yell out in slander.

Damn it, Tony, all hell I gave myself a dinner kank with that steak fork!

dinner kank by redceltic88 February 28, 2015

reverse kank 

The act of straddling a toilet bowl the opposite way, in order to slide your kank down the front end of the porcelain, thus leaving the maximum among of skid per kank behind. Best performed at fizz parties in Osterly where the host has not provided enough entertainment. Often following by childish laughter.

"Mot just did a reverse kank in his own toilet! He'll never get those stains off!"

reverse kank by Gammy Gamm June 22, 2006

fe-cha-fi-kank 

dane cook. used as sound affect for CRAZY. all up in your face in a way.

dane cook:
"i like a girl with nice teeth. if you open your mouth and its like FE-CHA-FI-KANK. like a bunch of epic prorpotions yelling at eachother......."

fe-cha-fi-kank by vicky and kendall October 4, 2008