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social justicegasm 

An orgasm of pretentious inspiration and elitist motivation. Catharsis due to an insight into another's misstep in social interaction.
When I noticed that Andrew's sentence was shrouded in a subtext of sexism, I had a riveting social justicegasm.
social justicegasm by J5 til we die September 22, 2016

juicing the piglet

The act of unnaturally forcing an internet meme's propagation.
Tricky tried to get everyone to start juicing the piglet by offering a rasher of bacon as first prize.
juicing the piglet by FSpaggMonster November 21, 2010

dick juicing 

verb; the process of extracting semen via penis sucking
"Have you met Kara? She's well known for her dick juicing abilities."

"Elizabeth is the best dick juicer I know."
dick juicing by wannabananna July 18, 2010

juicing the peach 

Female masturbation. Analogous to "Jacking off" or "beating off" for men, but specific to females. It can also be referred to as juicin' the peach.
June: How do you juice your peach? I like it classical, hands only.
April: Juicing the peach is like witchcraft and wizardry, its more fun if you have a magic wand.
juicing the peach by peachjuicer January 23, 2010

Juicing a Ham 

There are two definitions:
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.

Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.

2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. Jason: That fat bitch keeps trying to talk to me and ruining my game.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.

-or-

Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.

Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.

Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!

2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.

-or-

I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
Juicing a Ham by crzymeanbtch February 8, 2010

Juicing Her Fruits

Feeling a girl's breats, like a ripe pair of watermelon as if you were trying to extract juice
Steve - 'How far did ya get??'
Dave - 'I was Juicing Her Fruits on the dancefloor, she was loving it'
Juicing Her Fruits by D4zz1e November 9, 2013