Jonny 

A Jonny hides in the wild by covering itself in a thick layer of vehicle grease/oil, and disguising it's natural smell with that of tyres.

When domesticated, a Jonny can be put to good use in the kitchen, making tea and baked potatoes.

However, they demand excessive payment in the way of dominating your World of Warcraft gaming time, and bottles of sherry. (They also like to take your last Marlboro when you're not looking, and if not hidden, will also 'look after' your green for you until they think you should smoke it with them.)

"I was walking through the park the other day, when a herd of Jonny's came flying past. One of them stole the fag right out of my mouth, and before I could say anything, they had disappeared in a cloud of dust."

Jonny by MValentine October 18, 2008

Jonny 

A stupid boy, who wastes his time pooping

"Oh, look Jonny is on the toilet again"

Jonny by Walkerboi October 26, 2018

jonny 

a boy who has a vag.

man jonny has such a little doodle.

yeah.
he has a vag,

jonny by trennalised March 3, 2008

Jonny 

A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.

girl1: hey how are you and jonny?
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.

Jonny by Lfe September 29, 2009

Jonny 

A total dickhead who likes to think he's hung, overuses the word "nigga" and thinks he's fly. Overall, he's alright. If casually racist.

"Yo, don't bother with him, he's a total Jonny"

Jonny by Massive Twat September 4, 2016

Jonny 

A gay ninja who enjoys the likes of steps, the spice girls and busted concerts and a cock in and around his mouth

you like steps? your such a jonny!

Jonny by barnesy1990 February 23, 2010

Jonny 

A sly, sneaky cunt, who does'nt have the balls to back up his comments, is thick as fuck, lazy and lives off the back of his mothers hards work. He causes trouble and hides behind his equally slyish, cuntish, wankerish, family.
has tiny balls and the forehead of an orangutan.

He's being a right jonny he is.

Jonny by truthspeaker2011 June 3, 2011