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Having a pre-planned sick day.
Wow, my "work allocated" camp bed is too lumpy, i'm going to pull a Jonesy.
Jonesy by ahshj November 17, 2021
a woman who shines from within and probably does yoga and meditates and takes care of herself. she's a light of the earth.
"she's such a jonesy"

"she's such a jonesy girl"

"yeah, I could tell she was a jonesy when I met her"

"I love her! She's such a jonesy."
jonesy by hellloogoodbye April 12, 2023
Jonesy is one of the most important and handsome characters of hit game Fortnite made by Epic games
Person 1: who is jonesy

Person 2: oh that's my glorious king from fortnite
Jonesy by bazinga3000 March 26, 2024

jonesy special 

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.
*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"
jonesy special by theButcher July 19, 2007

Jonesy Knockers 

Referred to in certain places in England as a form of genital warts.
"Dude i can't believe you've got Jonesy Knockers, thats disgusting."
Jonesy Knockers by Pimp_UK February 4, 2009

Jonesy'd 

To reference one's own created word and then proving it's existence through an objective authority such as Urban Dictionary, Wiki_____, etc.
As in a game of scrabble or other words-for-points game, a player may reference a self created word expecting a score change in their favor.

"Triple word score for Becky, she Jonesy'd with her own made up word (crusticle) and won!"
Jonesy'd by Mezomitch January 22, 2010