Jolt Drive 

A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase of massive quantities of jolt soda to keep him awake for the whole ride.

That dang stupid fool is doing another jolt drive from Baltimore to Boston this weekend, instead of just finding another fat woman to replace his whale of a girlfriend.

Jolt Drive by flame sans e June 23, 2008

jolt reskin

"Jolt Reskin" is a name given to any Nerf blaster in existence, comparing said blaster with the Jolt, a small and simple single-shot blaster also made by Nerf.

"Hey bro, you like my new RapidStrike?"
"That's just a jolt reskin"

jolt reskin by The_real_owo_master April 19, 2019

Jolt Blue 

Jesus in a soda can. It tastes like a melted blue Popsicle and makes you feel like you can fly. If you drink it while eating some E.L.Fudge, you will more than likely cum.

Dude, I'm so tired! I need some Jolt Blue to keep me awake

Jolt Blue by Bradley Nash February 11, 2009

Jolt Cola 

Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.

I miss the days where I'd constantly sip Jolt.

Jolt Cola by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005

jolt cola 

an adjective used to describe something amazing or something /someone very, very energetic.

commonly used in northern ohio

dude that kid got to stay home to play cod 4 modern warfare II !?!!!!!

thats funking jolt cola!!!!!!!!

jolt cola by Zygorff November 10, 2009

Jolt her bones 

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

Jolt her bones by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

Jolt Throne 

Another name for the electric chair.

Priest: Johnny! Repent! Once you bite the dust, you're going to hell!
Johnny: No, I know that when I sit on the Jolt Throne, my Sylvia will be with me once more.

Jolt Throne by Doktoberfest January 21, 2015