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Jenkins Yohamedd 

Jenkins Yohamedd is a god, he can literally do whatever he want with no consequence. He can have many girlfriends at the same time because he is so handsome.
Girl: Omg you look so hot
Jenkins Yohamedd: Oh do I? Let me add you to my list of girls.
Jenkins Yohamedd by irksome08 October 2, 2021

Jenkins Take 

Changing you favorite sex position midway through your honey moon. Popularized throughout Butler County after Shawn "Hanity" Jenkins went to the GOP after declaring as a Democrat.
I found out how small Shawn was after trying anal through the Jenkins Take.
Jenkins Take by Liza Queen July 2, 2018

Jenkins Complex 

what? its a simple and effective way to describe ones lack of crucial information due to a momentary absence because of a need of nutrition.

much like the W.O.W player Leroy Jenkins
i.e person1: so everyone knows how were gonna rob this place right?

person2: woah woah hold up hold up! got a Jenkins complex goin on. i went to get chips from that vending machine. anyway lets do this, LEEEROOOOY JEEENKIIIINS!"
*repetitive gunfire*
Jenkins Complex by Tris10 January 21, 2010

Jenkins Money

One who has so much money they could crush you with their ATM receipt but pretends to be broke. Also known as a Big Baller or The Hammer.
Man I would love to buy that new truck but I don't have that Jenkins money.
Jenkins Money by Sir Shady McShade February 28, 2023

leeroy jenkins 

Either the bravest SOB in World of Warcraft history, or the stupidest; depending on your point of view. Rushed into an enemy stronghold alone, roaring his name; forcing the rest of his guild to follow and turning their chances of victory from 32.33(repeating)% to zero. At least he has chicken.

To "pull a Leeroy Jenkins" is to rush into a dangerous situation alone without following strategy, forcing your allies to follow and leading to the inevitable, definitive, graphic demise of your team. In essence, your entire team got wombo comboed because of you. If you don't try to laugh this off by saying, "At least I have chicken", or at the very least acknowledge your foolishness, you not only fail at the game, you fail at life.
Note: NEVER try to pull a Leeroy Jenkins if you're an actual member of the military. Chances are no one will make it out alive. And you won't even have chicken to comfort you.
"All right chums, let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jeeeeeenkins!"
"You really pulled a leeroy jenkins on that one, dumbass."
leeroy jenkins by MoKiller April 9, 2015

Michael Jenkins 

The boy of every girls dreams. He's gorgeous inside and out. You will never find anyone more caring and supportive. He may seem arrogant at first but give him time to unravel and you will understand his beauty inside. Don't bother trying to break his heart it won't work because you don't mean that much to him. Michael is sexyyyy. He is amazing there isn't an inch of his personality you wouldn't like. He is the closest thing to perfection. Also he has a HUGE DICK like trust me ;)
Michael is a name only for the pure legends. If you name Is Michael Jenkins your life has lots of good to come