death is inevitable 

That fucking discord user who warned me for putting cursed images on his fucking server.

#fuck death is inevitable

death is inevitable by Green Bean Eyes May 27, 2020

I am inevitable 

The bane of every Marvel fan's existence.

Thanos' quote "I am inevitable" had Marvel fans quaking in their boots.

I am inevitable by tonystank117 February 1, 2022

Exploding Plastic Inevitable

Someone who has to high a post count on a message board

'He's Exploding Plastic Inevitable, I wish he'd get of that computer'

Exploding Plastic Inevitable by Prof Knowitall January 6, 2004

The Jerma Inevitability

This event occurs when chat tells a streamer perform an action, the streamer rejects this request, thinks about it some more, then does it. This event more often than not leads to tragedy.

Chat 1: “Dude that was such a ‘The Jerma Inevitability’ moment!”

Chat 2: “OMEGALUL”

The Jerma Inevitability by QuadFlavors November 1, 2021

Inevitablist 

One who believes in the inevitable. A really safe “religion” because, by definition, it will come to pass.

Sceptic: “I don’t think the sun will rise tomorrow.”
Me: “Of course it will!”
Sceptic:”Why are you always so confident? Your faith is astounding!”
Me: “I’m an Inevitablist.”

Inevitablist by Noel O’Gism February 17, 2021

Inevitablism 

A religion; a true and accurate religion.

A religion of acceptance.

Retrospectively proven.
Prospectively...it’s just a matter of time!

Friend: “Noel, you seem so calm of late.”
Me: “I am calm. I’ve embraced Inevitablism, the religion of acceptance.”

Inevitablism by Noel O’Gism February 19, 2021

inewitable 

in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun

1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.

2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America

"Inewitable! Goddamnit, open you're fuckin' eahs." - Dear Leader Kim Jong Il

inewitable by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012