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live in five 

When someone says or does something really funny, then recreates the moment with a different crowd and pretends that this was the first time they did/said that funny thing. Usually used to get attention, or a bigger reaction.
ex. 1
Sarah: ohh I like your leather jacket Matt! I hope it doesn't get wrecked in the rain!
Matt: Thanks! It won't get wrecked, think about it, cows don't get wrecked in the rain, and leather is from cows...!
Sarah: haha!! you're so funny!
(a littlle while later)
(Matt is with other friends in his jacket)
MAtt: Do you think my jacket will get ruined? Since its raining and all?
Lauren: I hope not!
Matt: Well, i guess since leather is made from cows, and cows are waterproof, it will be fine.. !
Lauren: haha You're so funny Matt!
*Matt has just live in fived*

ex.2
Person 1: Oh my god, Jakey is so funny! He just compared Adriana to Julie Andrews!!

Person 2: Wait, he totally just did that five minutes ago in the cafeteria! And it wasn't funny.

Person 1: He must have live in 5'ed it.

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover 

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover
From the many cousins, friends, childhood buddies that attach themselves to professional athletes and entertainers and never quite reach independant adulthood. They live off the fame and money of their more famous counterparts. Derived from Male groupie
Many of the Indiana Pacers and Indianapolis Colts players are always accompanied to clubs and other funtions not with their girlfriends and wives, but with their LIVE-INS...
Live-In by Gr8 w0man April 15, 2005

do you live in a hole? 

Not in touch with the outside world
'Justin Bieber cut his hair omg'
'Justin who?'
'Do you live in a hole?..'

bitch, i live in a trashcan

has similar meaning to "are you kidding me? give me a fuckin' break"
yo billy, why didn't you come out to our D&D game last night?
(billy thinks of how busy he was that night, but instead of getting into the long story of all the stuff he had to do instead, he simply says...)
billy: "bitch, i live in a trashcan!"

live in eachother's pockets. 

To spend everyday all day together because they can't spend enough time together.
Sahr and Rachel live in eachother's pockets.