Democratic Immunity 

Similar to Diplomatic Immunity, a secret clause in US legal code that prohibits the prosecution of Democratic Party members, family or associates for corruption or felonies. It is rigidly enforced by the DOJ and FBI.

Hillary Clinton, Lois Lerner and the Mueller Special Counsel investigation destroyed or caused to be destroyed evidence under subpoena but were not prosecuted because they were protected by Democratic Immunity.

Democratic Immunity by Dakawn Vick February 27, 2020

Sexual Immunity

Exemption from anything said or done during or shortly after sexual intercourse.

Women: Oh yea, yea, yea put it in my ass! Yea! I Love you!

THE NEXT MORNING
Man: You know last night you told me you loved me and let me fuck your ass!
Women: I plead sexual immunity!

Sexual Immunity by April0606 May 24, 2010

pimplomatic immunity 

A concept that frees teenagers from accountability for wrongdoings because they lack the wisdom or experience to know better.

Our son just got his driver's license and promptly caused an accident in a roundabout. I'd punish him, but I guess he has pimplomatic immunity.

pimplomatic immunity by navindpaul January 13, 2010

Joke Immunity 

When one can make fun of all friends and relentlessly humiliate and mock them, yet receive no humiliation in return.

We were defending the front lines of Jokism and when they tried to return fire they didn't see our invisibilty cloak of joke immunity.

Joke Immunity by Joke Lord December 22, 2010

Birthday Immunity 

For the full 24 hours of your birthday, you don't have to do any chores around the house or homework. You can also say and do whatever you want without getting into any trouble, as stated by the definition above.

Since today is my birthday, I'm not doing any of my homework and my family has to do my chores for me because I have Birthday Immunity.

Birthday Immunity by leftrightaround April 10, 2013

Democrat immunity 

A principle by which testimony of select individuals will be considered truthful, as long as it aligns with the Party agenda and the purveyor or such information will held harmless and unidentified if possible.

The witness enjoyed Democrat immunity.

Democrat immunity by Grumpyoltrucker January 18, 2022

Drunken Immunity

Exemption from any deeds committed following an alcohol blood content of .2% or higher. As blood alcohol content reaches a level that reduces the individual dramatically, they have a sort of 'diplomatic immunity', you know, cause they have no fucking clue where they are.

Person 1: Okay, why were naked in the bathtub, who was that whale, and you better put that porch swing back wherever you found it.

Person 2: Dude, you saw how much he drank last night. I call Drunken Immunity.

Drunk Guy: Case dismissed! The swing stays!

Drunken Immunity by wokeupinatub May 19, 2010