HORIZONTAL MAMBO

the sex act, buryin' the bone, balls-to-the-wall deep within the vaginal cavity.

Anne and I spent the entire evening doing the horizontal mambo!

HORIZONTAL MAMBO by weave November 22, 2003

horizontal boogie 

To have sex while in a horizontal position.

You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!

horizontal boogie by PeeBee March 1, 2004

horizontal dance 

to have sex horizontally, preferably in a bed to best stimulate the sexual interaction between participants

Even though John didn't dance to traditional music and environments too well, he was pro when it came to the horizontal dance.

horizontal dance by Orange Cougar April 24, 2009

horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

horizontal monster mash by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006

Horizontal love dance

A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.

See also: Horizontal tango

Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?

Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...

Horizontal love dance by The_Anonymouse June 5, 2018

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

horizontal jogging by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

horizontal bone dance by Stan B. August 31, 2003