hoover 

1. a person who associates with or visits another person or group of people with the sole intention of smoking their weed for free, or any substance which is inhaled.

2. a person who, in a weed cypher, smokes more than what is considered to be his fair share.

i hate when they come around this bitch.../
talkin' 'bout "what y'all smokin on?"/
cuz niggas like that we call em hoovers/
they try ta get cool wit' us to smoke yo' weed up/
its what they do./

--Mystikal

hoover by theonejanitor April 13, 2006

Hoover 

An other word for Marijuana (pot, weed, kush, etc...).

"I be smokin' on that hoover!"
"yo man that party was crazy bro, Jimmy had a pound of hoover!"

Hoover by FookieBookie June 8, 2013

HOOVER 

A Hoover is a Person who's broke and dont want to get a job and trying to get sh*t off you like Food,Money,Cloths,Drugs or whatever

Some of my friend's are hoover's and I hate leting them use anything because I know I wont get it back from them.

HOOVER by ~FLACA~ May 25, 2008

hoover 

A mother fucker that sucks up all your weed and never chips in

Ay fuck jerry that niggas a fuckin hoover vacum lungs on my chit chip in nigga

hoover by patrick r.2012 August 31, 2007

Hoover 

A dumb word used by New Zealandish Mexicans to describe the act of vacuuming. Even though its a vacuum brand and not an action.

Guy 1:Yo mate I'm gonna hoover around in a bit if you wanna do the dishes.

Guy 2: What the fuck are you talking about?

Hoover by Neilio D December 2, 2011

hoover 

The Hoover Generation. A generation of girls who watch porn from a young age and are consequently experts at sucking dick despite there apparent lack of experience.

The girl I hooked up with last night was definitely part of the "hoover generation".

hoover by dougie1234 April 13, 2006

Hoover 

The act of placing ones mouth over the nose of another and blowing air into their nose, causing an uncomfortable noise to come out of their mouth.

Tony fell asleep during sex so I hoovered that bitch to wake him up.

Hoover by My neck my back April 17, 2016