homeless as fuck 

Homeless as fuck means to have no means. Where homless people say " damn, that dude looks homless as fuck. No cart, no bags, no 3 legged dog. Real homeless.

I met a man who told me he was homeless as fuck.

homeless as fuck by Ivan barrister January 3, 2018

homeless all the time 

Originated on Haight Street in San Francisco. There are so many homeless and street people there begging for money, beer, and left over food, that when a normal person who is dressed well, buzzed and going out for a good time is accosted by one of them (thereby killing your buzz) the non-homeless person may ask in an annoyed fashion “Why do you gotta be so homeless ALL THE TIME??!!!”. It is important to add “all the time” because they continue to be homeless and annoying every time you return to Haight Street.

This phrase can be extended to any situation in which another person is being incessantly annoying or pestering you for the same thing, ALL THE TIME!

Example #1 You are walking down Haight Street and you see a man with a “why lie I need a beer sign” and he accosts you and asks for your change. You say “Man, you are here every day asking for beer money, you should get a job! Why do you have to be so homeless ALL THE TIME???

Example #2
Person 1: Dude, can I borrow $10 dollars?
Person 2: Dude! You ask me for money every time I see you, why do you gotta be so homeless all the time?!

homeless all the time by justaperson888 August 2, 2010

homey hopper 

A slutty girl who has sex with the majority of your male friends. She "hops" from friend to friend.

Now she fucked HIM??? She is such a homey hopper!!!

homey hopper by dabigcheese November 5, 2003

homeyopathic 

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors

The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

homeyopathic by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013

straight cash, homey 

The means by which Randy Moss pays his bills.

Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich, you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."

straight cash, homey by seanmccallum December 19, 2007

homeless 

when one has exausted all resources and is reduced to the insane condition of toting a small travel bag, aimlessly riding buses, selling plasma, nodding-out in public libraries, standing in welfare lines, eating in soup kitchens, walking in a dream, sleeping in shelters and parks, worrying about the next fix, and knowing that going to jail is a step up on the social ladder.

Dude, maybe he's homeless because he's mental, can't care for himself, and nobody cares.

homeless by Mack C January 26, 2007

Homeloaf

Someone who is really, REALLY dope, so much that they aren't referred to as 'homeslice,' they're regarded as the whole damned homeloaf.

What it do, homeloaf?

Hey there homeloafette!

Homeloaf by Sir Stone October 9, 2008