Hoi 

An alternative word used in situations where you have been asked to repeat a long explanation you have previously stated.

John: "So, you see, Reginald, that the square of the left side of the isosceles triangle is always equal to the current length of a certain someones facial hair."

Reg: "What'd you say?"

John: "I said hoi."

Hoi by timmysbestfriend March 2, 2004

hoi 

At dinner, if Brian Lodge gets rather irate with peoples quibbling, he is often heard shouting Hoi

Me and Dave - Hahah you're so fucking gay shut the fuck up you oversized barbarian mongol.

NO WAY you dirty fat russian tank


Brian Lodge - HOI

hoi by jesus makes my panties wet January 8, 2004

HOI 

HOI is a word thats used to welcome new slayers to the official Slay.One discord chat. It was popularized by the user DRHEF333 and its now the norm for slayers to welcome newcomers with a HOI.

Meep2.0BOT :@New_slayer just joined

DRHEF333:HOI

HOI by i_Liek_Egg August 11, 2017

hoi 

Hoi is a way to greet another in a weird and silly way. Others use it if they are dumb and/ or is too excited and has somehow added an extra letter.

Person 1: HOI ISN'T iT NICE!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!
Person 2: HOI IST'S NOT THAT NICE IN MY OPINION
Person 1: i don't care about your opinion

hoi by wHy Do YoU wAnT tO kNoW !?1?!? June 8, 2018

Hoi 

A girl who is really pretty, will stay loyal but if you mess with her, karma has her back.

Aye, you ever heard of that girl hoi?

Hoi by My ballsss September 19, 2018

Hoi 

A way to say hello.Also used to say something naughty

Me: Hoi random human.
??:Bitch do I know you?

Hoi by terdmefuck June 13, 2019

hoi 

The Dutch way of saying hi. Usually known as a typo but is also a real word, just in a diffirent language

person 1: hoi
person 2: did you just misspell hi
person 1: no i said it in dutch
person 2: bro you are stupid
person 1: no u

hoi by qwertuioasdghjkllerthygjhgfdgf September 21, 2019