frozen hoagie

The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.

R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.

R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!

frozen hoagie by TheTaliben June 17, 2017

Hoagie Titties 

A girls boobs that look good in a bra but when removed look like 2 daily specials from Subway.

Man that girl was bangin but im not into 12 inch hoagie titties.

Hoagie Titties by Derek Renfroe July 26, 2006

hoagie shack 

When a guy slides his cock and parks it in the space between a woman's tits. (ie: titty fucking)

Since she is a virgin, the farthest I have gotten with her is a hoagie shack.

hoagie shack by The Sex Godess October 2, 2007

toilet hoagie 

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

toilet hoagie by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018

ten feet of hoagie 

Buying way too much of something for the amount of people attending your get-together.

Originated in Eastern Montgomery County, PA, from buying too much Wawa hoagie for a party.

You bought two boxes of cookies, 12 cupcakes and a tin of brownies for 5 people? You sure went ten feet of hoagie on dessert, huh?

ten feet of hoagie by RFHProductions October 21, 2010

hoagie crusher 

Really tight speedos worn by (generally Italian) males.

Dude, peep that hoagie crusher! Yo i got next on the waterslide!

hoagie crusher by KFED April 30, 2006

Hoagie Fucker 

One who engages in sexual relations with a sub or sandwich.

Jon: Did you hear about that kid Logan, he masturbated using a hoagie.

Steve: That kid is a hoagie fucker.

Hoagie Fucker by TProds July 7, 2010