Hellen Kellered 

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

Hellen Kellered by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

Hellen Keller Match 

On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.

Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?

Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!

Hellen Keller Match by Bud C. Morgan January 17, 2009

Hellen Keller 

The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.

I have no clue. I must have gone Hellen Keller for nine months.

Hellen Keller by endsonmonday April 11, 2011

Hellen Kellering 

Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.

We were Hellen Kellering back there.

Hellen Kellering by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010

Hellen Keller 

when you bust a fat one in a girls eyes and ears making her blind and deaf

"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"

Hellen Keller by pringlesmascot February 22, 2022

hellen-keller-breed 

Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.

You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.

hellen-keller-breed by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 12, 2019

Hellen Kellered 

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

Hellen Kellered by Jalopnik December 26, 2011