batten down the hatches 

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

batten down the hatches by uvu November 19, 2007

Hatchy 

When someone or something creates an awkward situation by saying or doing something socially unacceptable that may end all conversation, draw attention and create awkward silence. Side-effects of a hatchy situation may include nervously tugging on your collar, taking a deep sigh, or slowly shaking your head in embarrassment. When something is hatchy it is acceptable to say "hatchy" in any comical fashion. Hatch is a common alternative to hatchy and can be used in the same way.

Bob: "Bill, dont you freaking hate Mrs. Johnson, that bitch fails me on every paper!"

Bill: "That's my mom you dickhead"

Bob: (tugging on collar) "well this is hatchy..."

Hatchy by ksmits45 September 9, 2010

flatch hatch 

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

flatch hatch by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007

Hatchet Boy

Hatchet boy is an urban legend passed down from generation to generation...hatchet boy is a shadow who holds a hatchet upon his hand, the few that do see him say that he is an unknown figure. He walks about day to day in plain sight, you may even see him walking around in your town, maybe he’s even in the same room as you right now. All those who have died upon his hand have sang the song that summons him called “Hatchet Boy” which I will not write the lyrics of so you don’t summon him. Though you may try yourself to guess the song but you may never succeed.

I’m gonna see if Hatchet boy is real and try to summon him.

Hatchet Boy by HatchetBoy July 26, 2019

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

Hatch a plan

The act of "Hatching a plan". As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.

Let's hatch a plan of how to fullfil our goals.

Hatch a plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

hatchday 

Synonymous to "birthday" for an animal that hatches from eggs: snakes, crocodiles, platypuses, etc.

Happy hatchday! *Candles on a cake are blown out*

hatchday by Kenthar March 23, 2005