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a WWE wrestler who's been known to interrupt matches. Most of the time, Hassan flat-out, sti-ALAAAAAEEEYELAAAAALEEEYEELLAAAA!!
Looks like you got Hassan'd!
hassan by World Domination May 9, 2005
He is handsome and sweet,he can be a little rough and have a attitude, but he is really understanding and nice,I wish I can have Hassan in my life
Girl1,hi Hassan wanna come with me.hassan,yeah but I am rough,but ok your cute
Hassan by Hi I'm niah November 23, 2017
A person u will have fun with, sometimes annoying af and act like dory dont think about things that much but I think that person does have a good heart and obsess with pokemonssss ,bad at aiming the worst actually and will say nahhh imm good
Hassan by Turtleduck April 12, 2021
To hassan: To interrupt, generally by screaming/singing Muhammad Hassan's theme song, which goes: "ALEYLEALEALEALLEEAALLELAY!"

From WWE wrestler Muhammad Hassan's practice on interrupting things with his theme song.
In the matter of the People of the State of California vs. Orenthal James Simpson, we the jury in the above entitled action find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, ALEYLEALEALEALEEAALLELAY!!!!!!

Looks like OJ got hassan'd!
hassan by aaronak May 13, 2006
A person who has a huge dick they have all the girls around them they are persistent and smart brave and an absolute alpha male they have the body of a god with the dick of a giant even tho they fall in love fast they are caring and will do anything to make you happy and feel like your the only girl that he loves
person 1: God I love that man so much

Person 2: god he probably is named Hassan
Hassan by God among us October 15, 2020
Hassan is everything you could ask for in a friend. Though he doesn't care for too much, he's still quite the extrovert, and is pretty popular. He doesn't like sports very much though, so he isn't your typical dreamy high school boy. He absolutely adores music, and the people that mean a lot to him. He can come off as apathetic sometimes, but when you get to know him, he's the sweetest and most amazing person you could ever meet.
Boy 1: Hey man, you know that Hassan kid?
Boy 2: Yeah, who doesn't?
Hassan by beecatxy7 August 6, 2017