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Halley's comet 

A sex act where the man sits on the toilet facing the tank with his partner (easiest achieved with a female partner) on his lap having sexual intercourse with full penetration and while the man humps his partner the partner is making a bowel movement (hopefully into the toilet as to reduce cleanup)
Tony and Ashley had to spend the whole evening cleaning the bathroom after their Halley's Comet .
Halley's comet by Shockwave9d2 July 15, 2015
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Halley and Logan

The most perfect soon to be couple! Logan is freakin perfect for Halley!
Ex. Halley and Logan are gonna go out soon!!
Halley and Logan by NN April 4, 2005

Halley's Vomit 

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.
Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"
Halley's Vomit by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

Katelyn Halley 

Katelyn Halley is a girl that you will love forever
She is nice,pretty,carting and sweet
A Katelyn halley will always be there for you

It is very rare to meet a Katelyn halley
If you meet one, you are very lucky and you have basically won the lottery
Katelyn halley will be the love of your life
Katelyn Halley-hi
You-hey
Katelyn Halley-want to talk
You-I love you
Katelyn Halley by Gtpptt October 16, 2019

Ayden Halley 

A sexy beast with a small brain and a even smaller dick
Ayden Halley by Saltypancake May 13, 2022

Elisa Haley 

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.
Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.
Elisa Haley by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018

hallelucination

a religiously themed halucination
The POTUS's blonde tomato Spiritual Advisor has some over-the-top hallelucinations.