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hyperass 

That which accelerates one's assic functions.
That Snickers™ bar was HYPERASS, I got the shits!
hyperass by That P August 25, 2007

hyperwebsteria 

When you have verbomania from reading too much esoteric stuff and you start rattling off sesqipedalian words, idioms, quotations, movie dialogue etc. i.e. you become a walking encylopedia.

variation: go hyperwebster
I was browing for trivia on the 'net, when, all of a sudden I had a mind-expanding experience and got hyperwebsteria and couldn't stop from being a talking World Almanac all night.
hyperwebsteria by sgk1961 June 15, 2010

hypermnesia 

A condition where someone remembers exactly every single detail of information their brain ever gets since their brain developed memory storage capability.
A. I told Dick five years ago that my friend's father's boss's step son had a dog named Mimi. I asked him yesterday who Mimi is and he answered just exactly.
B. No shit man, he's fuckin hypermnesia
hypermnesia by obnoxiousness March 17, 2013

Hyperneologification 

The act of creating and using neologism for added emphasis. Often overused. Gained traction during the "everything is epic" era.
Snowmageddon and snowpocalypse are blatant acts of hyperneologification.

Hypersensitivity 

Someone who's overly sensitive and cries everytime someone says something bad about them.
I made her cry because I said she's stupid and won't ever shut the hell up.
Hypersensitivity by Steve01 August 5, 2005

Hyperbeast 

A hyperbeast shares many of the same qualities that your normal hypebeast has and, to the untrained, may even be confused as such. The main difference between these two however, is the intensity in which the hyperbeast hypes their subject. Hyperbeast's are also much more prone to switching their opinion on said hype-subject due to a number of variables. Some of these include, but are not limited to: friends, weather, and the hyperbeasts' mood at the time. To avoid becoming a hyperbeast, always limit your hype and never jump on a hype bandwagon.
DAY 1
(Friend 1) "Dude play that new Gucci track. It's so good !"
(Hyperbeast) "OH MY GOD DUDE YEAH !! PLAY IT PLAY IT HAHA IT"S SO GOOD !!!"

DAY 2
(Friend 2) "Let's listen to that new Gucci song ! The shit is fire !"
(Hyperbeast) "NOO. I FUCKIN HATE THAT SONG UGHH. IT'S SO DUMB !"

DAY 5
(Friend 4) "I haven't heard that Gucci song yet, let's play it."
(Hyperbeast) "YEAH DUDE YOU GOTTA HEAR IT !! IT'S SO AWESOME SERIOUSLY !!! PLAY IT PLAY IT !!'
Hyperbeast by DUKET$ October 21, 2010