gonk 

In 80's Northern Ireland it was a synonym for underpants.

"Ma, have you seen me gonks?"

gonk by Jeff Spencer September 12, 2008

gonk 

Australian English To sleep, generally after a big night on the turps

hey Rich, I'm smashed, going to gonk on your couch tonight, will try not to piss on the floor

gonk by Smegger goatse 12 November 30, 2016

GONK 

GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a fag

Skinnypenis-Did u hear that GONK had the sexiest GONKEST pennis imaginable Normal ING Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny

GONK by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018

Gonk 

Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'

"you are such a gonk" = girlfriend has just said something ditsy but funny.

Gonk by Darthvincent September 19, 2015

gonk 

To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.

In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.

This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."

Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.

If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.

gonk by sonik February 6, 2005

Gonk  

complete arse with no chance in love or life

hayton you are a GONK etc

Gonk by JJ@D January 14, 2009

Gonk 

Gonk is a word used to describe a state of mind and being. Originating from the depths of gods mind pool itself the Gonk has been transferred into the "Gonk droids" The droids due to their higher mind set simply walk the many planets in the place of mobile batteries, their internal thoughts being unlocked by fellow Gonk droids.

"hey bro you heard about the *Gonk*?"
"nah that sounds dumb anyway"
"drown yourself"

Gonk by Gonkaholic September 1, 2021