Hork a fatty and go to bed 

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.

"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"

Hork a fatty and go to bed by BarryCat June 3, 2024

tosh told me to go back to bed 

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

tosh told me to go back to bed by jrr16 September 10, 2012

gotobed you pieceof shof 

deadass the worst insult twitter has ever had to witness. Tyler Joseph tweeted that. and whoever is reading this your mom gay.

Me: gotobed you pieceof shof
you: REE I DONT WANT TOO *CRI*

gotobed you pieceof shof by Dank Emo Rat November 12, 2018

GoToBedTravis 

Is when some one goes on stereo and needs to go to bed. But there name is GoToBedTravis. (Only) and so keeps talking. And will not shut up.

GoToBedTravis. You need sleep and shut up dam GoToBedTravis.

GoToBedTravis by GoToBedTravis June 14, 2024

Pulling a GoToBedTravis 

Pulling a GoToBedTravis is when some one gos on stereo that needs to sleep and will not shut up. To let other talk.

Stop pulling a GoToBedTravis it's time for you to be quiet and get sleep.

Pulling a GoToBedTravis by GoToBedTravis June 14, 2024