i couldn't give a rat's ass

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.

Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"

i couldn't give a rat's ass by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

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give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something

mother: Adrian, you Snorlax I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?

give a rat's ass by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2012

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Give me 2’s

Smoking half a cigarette then giving the other half to a friend

Friend- here give me 2’s of that
Me- okay

Give me 2’s by Trueeee_that February 19, 2019

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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

National give your friend's money back day by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023