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gibsoning 

A gibsoning is a loud, incoherent, alcohol induced rant that is delivered with venomous intent. The rant often is delivered sometime between midnight and early morning and the victim is often a spurned lover. The rant can take many forms and can even include abstract acts such as keying a cock into the car door of said spurned lover. Often the gibsoning is delivered with such violent intent that even the gibsoner is unaware of his actions due to what is sometimes called Gibson blindside. A condition where rage often rules common sense. Most gibsons are delivered over multiple messages with each more violent than the last. Often the victim is a mega slut, but rarely can be an unsuspecting victim that happens to be in the vicinity at the time of gibsoning. Gibsoning has been known to take the form of cock pictures on the spurned lovers face book page also. Gibsoning is almost always warranted however the severity is often harsher than necessary.
I hope you get raped by pack of niggers... No you'd like that. Said the man gibsoning the slut
gibsoning by Mel gibo January 5, 2014

Wesley Gibson 

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
Wesley Gibson by X. Fluke June 10, 2011

rockin the mel gibson 

(Verb) when one is wearing a "low" ponytail, positioned near the nape of the neck, such as actor Mel Gibson wore in the movie, "The Patriot".
"Dude, Chelsea is totally rockin the Mel Gibson today. She must have overslept or something."

Mel Gibson Defense 

Using alcoholism to cover one's mistakes, like blaming Jews for all the world's wars. You can pretty much say anything you want, as long as your drunk it doesn't count. You also get special treatment later because you have a problem.
Jim call his boss a douche bag but he didn't get fired. He used the Mel Gibson Defense and actually ended up getiing a promotion for admitting his problem. Fucking Shithead!!
Mel Gibson Defense by Superfli21 November 13, 2006

Hack the Gibson 

Hack the Gibson, is a phrase which originated from the movie Hackers, and is generaly used either with some degree of compliment to another person, or as a sarcastic term directed at those who request the steriotypical 'How to Hack' posts, usually an unskilled, unwilling to learn 'script kiddie'.
Positive: Man, that server was so locked down that it was like trying to Hack the Gibson.

Negative:
Script Kiddie: I wan7 70 b3 a 1337 h4x0r!11!! S0M3ONE T34CH ME TO HAX0R PLS!!111!!!

Real Hacker: Start by trying to Hack the Gibson.
Hack the Gibson by positron August 31, 2006

Dirty Gibson 

A martini made with gin and dry vermouth garnished with a miniature, pickled onion. A spoonful or two of the brine/juice from the pickled onion jar is then added to make it dirty.
He went in for kiss and got his ass smacked thanks to his nasty onion breath from the dirty gibson he was drinking.

Mel Gibson prefers to drink several dirty gibsons before going on drunken, anti-Semitic rampages.
Dirty Gibson by drinkdrankstank August 3, 2009

Gibsmedat 

A scumbag who lives as a vile parasite trying to gain maximum personal short-term benefit at the expense of a forward-looking plan for himself and for the community.
A literal human leech.
Guy 1: Gotta go vote for Democrats cause they gonna gibsmedat higher unemployment benefits they were talking about all along"
Guy 2: "Wouldn't be better if you go find a job, Tyrone? Increasing those benefits will eventually be a problem for the state budget"
Guy1: "Yeah well homie i don't give a shit ya know just gibsmedat"
Gibsmedat by vaevictis February 25, 2018