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Ass Gaskets 

The razor-thin, paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms with the sole intention of deluding the user's basic hygienic standards, enabling him or her to “take up throne” in a creepy bathroom stall.
"I had to crap so bad that I covered my mouth and nose, waded through what looked like bile on the gas stations bathroom floor, kicked open the stall door, pulled out one of those ass gaskets from the dispenser, and calmly sat upon the fidgeting toilet seat."
Ass Gaskets by Mister Williams October 1, 2008

Gasserole 

Find a large rectangular casserole dish. Layer two inches of Ranch Style beans with chopped onion combined with a jar of minced garlic and a dozen chopped hard boiled eggs. Puree a pound of boiled brussel sprouts with heavy cream and spread over the beans. Brown a pound of spicy breakfast sausage and layer over the puree. Prepare one box of Stove Top cornbread stuffing and layer on top. Garnish with anything that looks creative and causes gas.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.
Gasserole by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

Ass gasket cling-on 

Papery material that sticks to your genitalia during defecation in a public restroom when using a toilet seat cover.
Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.

gassin it 

Exaggerating something
"Shutup bro your gassin it so hard."
gassin it by Wallah_Asap April 13, 2016

gassed up 

If a person is gassed up it means s/he is made to believe s/he is at a higher status than one actually is
Blad imma don innit“no ur not ur jus gassed up fam““I feel lyk a right plonker now”

gassed up by noeszbo June 7, 2011

Bice Gasney

Nice Game! Or Have a good one!
I'm taking off for the night, Bice Gasney everyone!
Bice Gasney by Matt Hays December 14, 2008