swoop fucker 

Usually used in a workplace setting. Defines someone, usually management level, that comes into a big project at the last minutes and changes things for the worse, thereby ruining the project.

"Dammit, the ten of us have been working day and night for the last two weeks on that presentation. Then that swoop fucker shows up the afternoon before the meeting and took out all the good parts."

swoop fucker by Dwardisimo Rex September 14, 2008

four-toothed cousin-fucker 

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.

This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.

four-toothed cousin-fucker by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016

nostril fucker 

anything annoying ie..person,animal

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway

nostril fucker by filkro June 2, 2009

Absolute Fucker 

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.

Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.

Absolute Fucker by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

Fuckerpooch 

-Douchebag extraordinaire
-A word you say when you're so pissed off you just spew out random cusses
-A horny Dog/Pig

Damn you!! You Fuckerpooch! Gawd

Fuckerpooch by Cherry T. November 15, 2010

Peruvian Bear Fucker 

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.

Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.

Peruvian Bear Fucker by Duhast September 2, 2021