Holy Duck Fuck 

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.

~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

Holy Duck Fuck by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 20, 2010

duck fuck 

The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.

Jenny: Hey, Liz why are you walking like that?

Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.

duck fuck by SwagBoi234 August 15, 2010

Let's fuck this duck 

A phrase meaning to get something done that has either been an irritant or a large task. A synonym of "Let's do this."

I have a term paper due tommorrow, let's fuck this duck.

Let's fuck this duck by LouisianaBob May 31, 2010

fuck a duck 

oh shit

fuck a duck! we're going to crash!

fuck a duck by Anonymous August 30, 2002

fuck a duck 

being surprised by somthing or someone.

well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!

fuck a duck by siliman rebrag December 4, 2004

Fuck a duck in a truck 

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.

1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

Fuck a duck in a truck by Asksomeonewhocares April 14, 2014

duck fuck 

When two individuals engage in oral sex immediately after having sexual intercourse. Derived from the animal itself, ducks eat the stuff off the grass after a rainfall, like oral sex after sex.

"you wanna duck fuck?"

duck fuck by melissa3delta May 15, 2006