floppy stinky donky lips 

when a girl, preferably italians, have a large amount of labial tissue surrounding a vagina. When a girl is unclean, her overlapping labias stink

My best friend complains about his girlfriend's floppy stinky donky lips all the time.

floppy stinky donky lips by Mike Turner October 13, 2005

Sloppy Floppy Seconds 

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.

Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.

Sloppy Floppy Seconds by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005

floppy sea creature

The name for vagina lips when they look like roast beef because the female owner of the vagina lips are whores. They are super loose and flabby and have brown outlines and un-naturally pink innards. The lips are called floppy sea creature because they literally look like something that floats at the bottom of the sea and feeds on smaller sea critters.

DUDE!! That chick Ruby has a Floppy Sea Creature

OH F**K RUN!!!

floppy sea creature by vonwiggleswworth September 19, 2012

Floppy-Sally 

1. A female specimen that has encountered a large amount of sexual intercourse over the years and has developed irregulary large oriphous' (both vaginal and anal).

in other words:

2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.

Julia, Julz, Juls, Jules, Julia, julia, JULIA, JULIA

"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"

"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"

Floppy-Sally by jeffffff September 22, 2008

Floppy Sampson 

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

Floppy Sampson by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016

floppy stick 

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.

John you are floppy stick m8.

floppy stick by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016

Floppy shooting 

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

Floppy shooting by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017