fart 

Extremely relaxing suicidal nuclear bomb machine.

Hey, Joe! Your fart just destroyed Donald Trump!

fart by ccvbcbv June 23, 2016

Fart 

A strong scent released from the anus that can annoy anyone in it's path

Chad : Oh baby I wanna pound your soft pussy all night!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm Cumin! I'm Cumin!
Chad : Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Gross!
Chad Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Really your going to use my bed for your pleasure and Fart in it too!
Chad : Oh Yeah! I'm a lean mean fartin machine!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
Chad : Give me a blowjob!
Kiersten: Ok! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahh!
Kiersten : God Damn't

Fart by SlopNChop April 12, 2017

fart 

noun - 1. an invisible and often malevolent entity that can only originate from the human rectum; the common fart generally lies dormant until the host expels it.

verb - 1. to forcefully expel or passively allow a unit of gaseous particles from one's rectum.
aka, "blasting the butt trumpet"

His metal chair only served to amplify the mighty fart he emitted.

fart by What May 10, 2004

fart 

Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.

fart by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Fart 

The only reason to enter an elevator.

Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.

Fart by Esx February 10, 2010

fart 

a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.

I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.

fart by landrea October 15, 2006

fart 

Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T

Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting!!!!

fart by Cydney January 2, 2009