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Blond A: lol did yo know Fabio went commando on the beach last night?

Blond B: LMFAO! Didn't yo know that's fk all in his name?
Blond A: ???
Blond B: hahaha Fabio fucked ass baked in oil!
FABIO by slimflat November 25, 2019
fabio is another name for mens perfume, because fabio guys remind me of aftershave..
fabio by JERALDLO MURLOWSKO November 20, 2006
to kiss a leaf
Fabio by Gessyka September 19, 2003
bigheaded friend that it a dumbass
best besti ever to have inglisc taim
jk love ya bestiiiiii
Me: you're such a big head Fabio
Fabio by aaaaaaaaaanessusno January 10, 2021
Fabio is the most segsy individual.
Suspicious always, has many children of who he abandons, owns a drug lair ran out of his basement. Which got blew up. Of course.
Jade: oh I don’t have a dad
Barbie: you do, it’s probably fabio, he just traded you for his drugs
Fabio by local lobster September 18, 2021
A fat gay slut that only hangs out with girls
Hey fabio what you doing
Hanging with bitches boi
Fabio by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019