Ejaculation 

The one time a male says the words "I love you" and really means it.

While depositing an ejaculation into your partner the male screams with authority... "I love you!"

Ejaculation by Lummer Hummer January 1, 2012

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

taco ejaculation by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

Ejaculation of gas 

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

Ejaculation of gas by IXKD December 16, 2020

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant 

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.

After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009

premature ejaculation 

Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.

Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution

premature ejaculation by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) 

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) by profbass March 18, 2010

premature ejaculation 

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed

BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master

premature ejaculation by Drue B December 26, 2006