Egotesticle 

The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.

John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls

Egotesticle by casey99 January 23, 2007

Egotistical

Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.

Aretha is very Egotistical

Egotistical by Zeke April 8, 2004

Egotistic 

1) The act of presenting yourself as the greatest at anything, even if you've never tried it.
2) Someone who presents themself as the greatest ever to live.

Rob is egotistic.
Rob is an egotistic.

Egotistic by Spontaneous!!! November 24, 2010

Egotistical

1) one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.

2) A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.

3) A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

4) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

5) being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the World. when you simply think, you're the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don't love him/her:)

One who is extremely egotistical

Egotistical by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007

Egolistic

A person with a high sense of self-esteem and self-importance because they are simply the best.

Comes from the english word ego + realistic

Ego meaning the part of your conscious that knows how awesome you are
Realistic meaning actually existing

I'm allowed to talk about how good I look all the time, I am just being egolistic.

Egolistic by dark matter October 18, 2012

Egotistic Trolling Moment 

A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)

Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...

Egotistic Trolling Moment by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011

egotistical prick 

selfish asshole

Hannah is an egotistical prick because all she cares about is herself

egotistical prick by rogues December 20, 2008