Eastern Star 

When your Mother In Law gives you a hand job.

I went to the family reunion and got an Eastern Star.

Eastern Star by _urbanlegend_ October 10, 2019

eastern snot bloc

A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.

Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.

eastern snot bloc by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020

Eastern-Sailor 

@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.

EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit

Eastern-Sailor by POET_2004 May 10, 2020

eastern sushi tour 

When someone frome the western hemisphere visits the eastern hemisphere with the intent to have as much sex with eastern people as possible.

Im taking my brother on an eastern sushi tour.

eastern sushi tour by Ram5738 December 8, 2022

Eastern Seaboard

When you're having anal sex with several sailors at once When in port on the Atlantic coast while facing the rising sun over the ocean, finishing with a mouth-flooding of seamen so overwhelming that you can't catch your breath for several seconds. Also known as (AKA) "water canoodling"

The Eastern Seaboard is an aggressive, but fun way for wogs to pass the time in port.

Eastern Seaboard by B. Just B. August 6, 2025

Middle eastern steamwell 

It’s the thing where two jacked middle eastern midgets strap you down and poop on your chest while you’re being water boarded while. Swag.

Yo bro, that girl I picked up last night was such a freak she let me do a middle eastern steamwell

Middle eastern steamwell by Loose seal January 27, 2021

Eastern Monkey Spanking 

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

Eastern Monkey Spanking by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019