Edgenuity 

The learning website that was made in hell and used as a form of torture, especially during the covid-19 pandemic.

It makes people want to be in school rather than doing edge. It gives you hours of work EVERY day when you would rather be playing fortnite or watching netflix. There are always a lot of assignments and quizzes.

John: I wish the teachers would give us less work during the covid-19 pandemic.
Joseph: Yeah, edgenuity is killing me.
John: It's too much work, I already have 15 overdue assignments!
Joseph: Good luck with that.

Edgenuity by Covid-19onlineschool May 15, 2020

edgelord 

A poster on an Internet forum, (particularly 4chan) who expresses opinions which are either strongly nihilistic, ("life has no meaning," or Tyler Durden's special snowflake speech from the film Fight Club being probably the two main examples) or contain references to Hitler, Nazism, fascism, or other taboo topics which are deliberately intended to shock or offend readers.

The term "edgelord," is a noun, which came from the previous adjective, "edgy," which described the above behaviour.

Nietzsche was an edgelord before it was cool.

edgelord by petrus4 February 19, 2015

flaming edgar 

A turd in a paper bag, set fire and placed on a doorstep. The doorbell is rung and the perpetrator runs away. Householder attempts to stamp out the flames - hilarity ensues!

The lady of the house picked "trick" instead of "treat" so she got a flaming edgar.

flaming edgar by Edgar (flaming!) December 9, 2008

Edgard 

Super strong, big shoulders, sexy guy. Has a passion for life and for helping others, while being focused on success, fun and being faithful to his love!

Edgard is quite the amazing dude.

Edgard by Faczforreal January 27, 2020

edgy humor 

Humor that is made up of intentionally offensive ironic jokes that are told/posted for the shock value and/or the facetiousness of the subject. Used mostly by teenagers on reddit or 4chan. Not usually intended to be taken literally.

9/11 jokes are a good example of edgy humor.

edgy humor by JohnWikck March 15, 2019

Edgeworth 

Miles Edgeworth, the best prosecutor from the Ace Attorney series; currently chief prosecutor.

He is very obviously gay and wears a magenta suit with a fabulous frilly cravat.

He is notorious for updating autopsy reports at the worst possible moment in a trial.

He has unnecessary feelings (a crush obviously) for the series protagonist, defense attorney Pheonix Wright. It is not so subtly hinted that Wright reciprocates these feelings, given that the entire reason Wright became a defense attorney is because he was inspired by Edgeworth when they were childhood friends and also seems to love Edgeworth a significantly more than is normal for hetero bros.

He has a past of using some questionable techniques to get a guilty verdict (again because of von Karma), but thanks to his bud Phoenix, he now is the most honest and noble prosecutor, constantly pursuing justice.

Galleryperson 1: "Is it just me, or do the defense and prosecution seem rather friendly even though they are technically against each other?"
Galleryperson 2: "Of course, it's Wright and Edgeworth. They see themselves as a team that works to find justice instead of as enemies. They want to make sure that the defendant gets the right verdict, not the verdict that benefits each of them respectively."
Galleryperson 1: "I know, but it seems like more than that, almost like they are together or something. I mean, have you seen the looks they give each other? Normally, Edgeworth's glare alone terrifies a defense attorney, but when he looks at Wright, it almost seems... softer. Wright is known for his confident, charismatic smile that can make you believe even the most obvious bluff, but with Edgeworth he looks like there is a deeper emotion behind it, something much more personal."
Galleryperson 2: "Now that you mention it, I can definitely see what you mean. Those two always seem much closer than a normal pair."
Galleryperson 3: "Oh, are you talking about Wright and Edgeworth? Yeah, they gay af."

Edgeworth by a super credible source July 24, 2018

edge the hedge 

Trim or shave around the sides of pubic hair to neaten it up.

She: I'm going to edge my hedge this evening because my boyfriend and I are going away for the weekend ....
Friend: I didn't know you had a garden!
She: Duh, no: I'm going to shave around my pubes to make them look better -- you know, edge the hedge.
Friend: I see ...

edge the hedge by ring-tailed roarer August 13, 2010