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Dustgiving 

The biggest thanksgiving celebration in all of Pennsylvania. Hosted by King Dusty himself. Everyone is required to bring a side. Chef Jesse bakes his famous apple pie. Warm spices fill the air. All is well, all is love!
Person 1: What’s up?

Person 2: Do you want to go around and say what we are thankful for?

Person 1: Of course that is what Dustgiving is all about.

Person 2: Alright... I’ll start. I’m thankful for my mom!
Person 1: Me too, that woman has massive jugs!
Dustgiving by Lebohoops January 23, 2023

Dusting the Pickle 

To take an object such as a funeral urn filled with cremated ashes and dip one's penis inside, covering it in ex-person dust.
"Did you hear Dave's parents kicked out their lodger a week after his Grandma's funeral? They came home and found him dusting the pickle in the kitchen"

Cube dusting 

The act of ripping heinous ass in the hallway adjacent to a row of cubicles and walking away as if nothing happened. The resulting stench may or may not overpower the unlucky occupants who happen to be happily working away in the cubicles closest to the blast radius.
Heather: "Man it really stinks, do you smell that Steven?"

Steven: "Yup, it smells like someone has been cube dusting a load of asshole."

Heather: "Damn that must be it! Jay just walked by to go to turn in his TPS report."
Cube dusting by Mike AZ May 22, 2009

Dorito Dusting

The art of spray tanning after Dyngus season
I can't wait for Dyngus day to be over so I can go Dorito dusting to prepare for my vaca in Cabo
Dorito Dusting by DyngusDevil March 29, 2013

gravel dusting 

The act of purposely driving on the shoulder of the road to shoot rocks or other debris at the car behind to prevent tailgating.
Dude the guy driving behind us is tailgating you, start gravel dusting him so he backs off.
gravel dusting by BigD81 July 13, 2017

straw dusting 

When you pull pubic hair or chote hair out and toss it over your shoulder causing it to land on the person's face who is standing directly behind you.
"Dave was straw dusting Dennis in class today. Dennis was waving his hands back and fourth like he was trying to swat away a mosquito"
straw dusting by Starlord 170 September 14, 2017