fung ducker 

Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).

I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!

fung ducker by Seezar Sewickley October 22, 2017

fumb ducker 

Dumb Fucker, switch the first word of each and you get Fumb Ducker. It's at least 75% more comical than calling someone a dumb fucker. You might get some wierd looks though, but only by people who are too dumb to know what you are saying.

Did you just tell Mr. Olympia that he looked queer? You fumb ducker.

fumb ducker by Joe W. Thomas October 23, 2006

Biffin ducker

1: An herb found in Eurasia that both bitches and fucks.

2: A DISGUSTING spammer who has a sickening hate fro snapesnogger. Mainly thrives on Deviantart.

3: Quite literally, one who bitches and fucks.

OMG!!11111 desu. You biffin ducker!

Biffin ducker by Biffinducker January 9, 2008

Rubber Ducker 

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

Rubber Ducker by WMT August 1, 2003

Rubber Ducker 

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

Rubber Ducker by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018

Sick Ducker 

A dick sucker, descretely.

Guy 1: (whispering) hey is she a dick sucker?
Guy 2: dude, we're in church.
Guy 1: (whispers) sorry, is she a sick ducker.

Sick Ducker by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

fucking ducker fuck 

Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game

Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!

fucking ducker fuck by The biggest trash can you know July 31, 2016